My bf and I do anal but were total amateurs so I always bring a little tub of body butter and it's vanilla scented and yeah I'd put it on his d cos I'm sexy like that anyway later we were cuddling and he said 'your hands smell like vanilla' and I said 'you know what else smells like vanilla?? (I was gonna say YOUR DICK annoyingly but he cut me off and said)' 'your butt' like super simply and almost perkily and also I once brought it to school bc lotion and when he saw it he almost passed out
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im crying

One time I was at my boyfriends house and it was our one year anniversary and I was on my period and we were watching a movie and he kept trying to do stuff but we'd been on a break for a month before so I wasn't ready and I was bleeding so sexy times were not on my mind and he kept reaching down there and eventually I had to grab his hand, face his head to me, force his eyes into contact, and say 'I. AM. ON. MY. PERIOD.' And long story short I jerked him off... He won that battle...
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oh my god

Bra size not just cup the spandex length too
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40DDD

my teacher gave us these lil gift baskets full of candy for easter, and inside was this carrot, 3 inches long and about a half inch wide, filled with pixy stick sugar. I finished all of the candy and that one was the one left. I ate all the sugar in it and left it on my bed. when it came to going to bed that night I come into my room with the carrot on my bed. I ended up using it as a dildo because why the fuck not. it was glorious hAHAHH BYE
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omfg nooo

like do I say something tmi about mE or ask you a tmi question
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either is fine!!!

The first time my bf and I did anything it was because he grabbed my boobs when we were making out even though he's a quiet/polite Asian guy and later he told me he thought I'd put his hand there but I didn't and now our relationship is sexual bc of a miscommunication
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wow

i may have already sent this tmi before idr but i was masturbating once when my roommate walked in earlier than i thought she'd get back and i was so scared i fell off my bed (i'm p sure she didnt realize what i was doing tho)
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me too

one time I had sex in a tent and a stick kept stabbing my ass but I didn't care
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a trooper

Oh and another time we were playing sex chicken and basically were not going to have sec unless we get married (which is a stretch we probably won't lol but yeah virgins until marriage) but we go everywhere in between and we ended up just doing anal but I was pissed because I'd already done that that day so my ass hurt like hell so when I left his house I was walking funny and he decide to slap my ass as a joke and I punched him in theface on accident and that the storyof how he chippedhis tooth
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I’m laughing

Ok for tmi Tuesday: sometimes my bf and I get into sexy stuff but he's rly bad at it and one time I was bragging about how smooth my legs were and I was wearing a skirt and he was like 'oh I never got to feel how smooth your legs are' and he slid his hand up to my downstairs area and it was so cool that I didn't have the heart to tell him that I faked my orgasm he was so proud of himself
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omf

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